As the crowded elevator …
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became too furious with her husband,who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at…
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear,…
A Wife With 7th Sense..
A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good…
Funny – Car is Full Nuns
A car full of Irish nuns sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up along side of them. “Hey,…
Two deaf
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, “Boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went…
Super rude hairdresser gets put in her place by customer’s hilarious comeback
A woman enters a hair salon and mentions she and her husband will be taking a trip to Rome to the hairdresser. “Rome? Why would anyone want…
This Man made a
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to…
My daughter
My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah.“ Her: “Wind it forward…
A stranger drove his car into a ditch
A stranger drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He…
Once there were three men
Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the…