Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
One signs to the other, “Boy was my wife mad at me last night!
She went on and on and wouldn’t stop!”
The other Buddy says,
“When my wife goes off on me I just don’t listen.”
“How do you do that?” says the other.
“It’s easy! I turn off the light!”
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered…
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires….
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principal…
One is nine years old and the other is four. The oldest boy grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register…
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…
Not every day you get to stumble upon something so funny! Marriage can be interesting and boring, we all know that. It all depends how we make…