The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees.
She explained that “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later, the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.”
Little Johnny — at the back of the class — puts his hand up and asks the teacher,
“Are you sure about the stork, miss?“
I think you’re getting your birds mixed up.“
My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
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