The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my missus mate.“
He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?“
I said, “No, she’s an optician!”
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