Two blondes are in heaven…
One asks the other, “How did you die? “ “I froze to death, ” says the second. “That’s awful, “says the first blonde. How does it feel…
Three blondes …
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she…
Macho Man
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and…
One day this girl …
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk…
Little Johnny raised his hand
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm,…
The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest
The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat…
Guy Gets Even With His Wife In A Crazy Way
We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I…
Funny – Wife discovers
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby…
THIS BOY JUST GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL. BUT WHEN HIS DAD ASKED WHY, HE TOLD HIM THIS
I’ve translated a popular Russian joke to English, wanna hear your reaction A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see…
An old man calls his son
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell…