When Two Women…
I thought my husband was cheating, so I decided to surprise him by coming home early to catch him. But when I walked in, he was just…
Twenty bucks
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks” she says. He’d never been with a hooker before,…
The Powerful Bull
A husband & wife visited a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does a…
Enough blonde jokes!
A ventriloquist at a comedy show is telling blonde jokes… Suddenly, a blonde woman in the crowd stands up. “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes!…
The Blonde CEO
A young executive is leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the blonde CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper…
The man suspected his wife
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While enroute to his home,…
The Blonde Nun
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of…
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy…
Awful 4-letter words
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, ‘How was the honeymoon?’…
Four Catholic ladies
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks…