A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents

A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet,…

Every day, the same thing: ham and eggs

A guy goes to the same diner every day, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs. Every day, the same thing:…

Please, shave it off …

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see…

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so…

Some things you just can’t explain

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful…