A blonde and a redhead met in a bar
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to…
A woman didn’t come home one night
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his…
Randy was in the hospital
Randy was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM, they again tried to serve…
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever…
A priest offered a Nun a lift
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident….
Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress
“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I saw my father-in-law’s car parked. I lost all desire and, of course, if…
A duck walks into a bar
A duck walks into a bar and says “Do you have duck food here?” The bartender says “No” and the duck leaves. The duck comes back the…
A man who worked for the fire department
A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the…
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until…
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror …
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband: “I feel horrible … I…