A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:
“You shouldn’t make my husband work like that.
He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs and says,
The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding?
He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!”
The wife replies: “He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!”
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered…
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks…
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,…
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter…